[Review] Kill the Farm Boy by Delilah S. Dawson and Kevin Hearne

Cover image from the goodreads website.

Series or Stand Alone: The Tales of Pell #1

Release Date: 17 July, 2018

Publisher: Random House/Random House Audio

Genre: Fantasy/Humor

ASIN: B079J5K13P

Edition: Audiobook

Rating: ★★★★☆

Review Written: 7 February, 2020
Warnings: Death, Rude Humor

Summary:  

Once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom, a hero, the Chosen One, was born...and so begins every fairy tale ever told.

This is not that fairy tale.

There is a Chosen One, but he is unlike any One who has ever been Chosened.

And there is a faraway kingdom, but you have never been to a magical world quite like the land of Pell.

There, a plucky farm boy will find more than he’s bargained for on his quest to awaken the sleeping princess in her cursed tower. First there’s the Dark Lord, who wishes for the boy’s untimely death...and also very fine cheese. Then there’s a bard without a song in her heart but with a very adorable and fuzzy tail, an assassin who fears not the night but is terrified of chickens, and a mighty fighter more frightened of her sword than of her chain-mail bikini.

This journey will lead to sinister umlauts, a trash-talking goat, the Dread Necromancer Steve, and a strange and wondrous journey to the most peculiar “happily ever after” that ever once-upon-a-timed.

See more by authors at their websites.

[Review] The Stupidest Angel by Christopher Moore

Cover image from the goodreads website.

Series or Stand Alone: Pine Cove #3 (Not necessary to read other titles in this series)

Release Date: 28 October, 2008

Publisher: Harper Audio

Genre: Adult Fiction/Holiday Fiction/Horror/Humor/American Literature

ASIN: B0006IU4W0

Edition: Audiobook (also available in Hardback, Paperback, Kindle, and Audio CD)

Rating: ★★★★☆

Review Written: 2 December, 2019
Warnings: Character Death, Magic, Rude Humor, Dark Humor

Summary:  

Twas the night (okay, more like the week) before Christmas, and all through Pine Cove, California, people are busy buying, wrapping, packing, and generally getting into the holiday spirit.

But not everybody is feeling the joy. Little Joshua Barker is in desperate need of a holiday miracle. No, he's not on his deathbed. But Josh is sure that he saw Santa take a shovel to the head, and now the seven-year-old has only one prayer: Please, Santa, come back from the dead.

But hold on! There's an angel waiting in the wings. (Wings, get it?) It's none other than the Archangel Raziel come to Earth seeking a small child with a wish that needs granting. Unfortunately, our angel's not sporting the brightest halo in the bunch, and before you can say "Kris Kringle" he's botched his sacred mission and sent the residents of Pine Cove headlong into Christmas chaos, culminating in the most hilarious and horrifying holiday party the town has ever seen.

See more by Christopher Moore at his Website.